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St. Jude patient Bridget, bone cancer

No tricks. All treats. Send an online Halloween joke to the kids of St. Jude.

Help kids, like Bridget, stay in scary good spirits this Halloween by choosing a pre-written joke; or create your own.
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Or, select a pre-written joke
  • Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? ... Because everyone was a goblin!
  • What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? ... “Wrap” music!
  • How do you keep a skeleton from laughing? ... Take away his funny bone!
  • Why couldn’t the mummy go to school? ... He was all tied up.
  • What do ghosts serve for dessert? ... Ice scream!
  • What do witches put on their hair? ... Scare spray!
  • ¿Qué hace un vampiro conduciendo un tractor? ... Sembrar el pánico.
  • Va caminando un hombre lobo por la calle y encuentra a un niño y le dice: ¿Te doooy miedooooo? ... Y el niño contesta: -No gracias, ya tengo.
  • ¿Cuál es el edificio favorito de Drácula? ... El Vampire State.
  • Estaba Drácula sentado en un sillón, cuando viene volando un mosquito y se le posa en una mano. Entonces Drácula le dice: ... ¡No, a papá no!

Just one more step before our St. Jude kids begin to chuckle — don’t forget to sign it!


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