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No tricks. All treats. Send an online Halloween joke to St. Jude kids

Help kids stay in scary good spirits by choosing a joke; or create your own.
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Or, select a pre-written joke
  • Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? ... Because everyone was a goblin!
  • What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? ... “Wrap” music!
  • How do you keep a skeleton from laughing? ... Take away his funny bone!
  • Why couldn’t the mummy go to school? ... He was all tied up.
  • What do ghosts serve for dessert? ... Ice scream!
  • What do witches put on their hair? ... Scare spray!
  • ¿Qué hace un vampiro conduciendo un tractor? ... Sembrar el pánico.
  • Va caminando un hombre lobo por la calle y encuentra a un niño y le dice: ¿Te doooy miedooooo? ... Y el niño contesta: -No gracias, ya tengo.
  • ¿Cuál es el edificio favorito de Drácula? ... El Vampire State.
  • Estaba Drácula sentado en un sillón, cuando viene volando un mosquito y se le posa en una mano. Entonces Drácula le dice: ... ¡No, a papá no!

Just one more step before our St. Jude kids begin to chuckle — don’t forget to sign it!


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