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St. Jude patient John, cartilage cancer

No tricks all treats. Send an online Halloween joke to the kids of St. Jude.

Help kids, like John, stay in scary good spirits this Halloween by choosing a pre-written joke; or create your own!

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Artwork inspired by patient Tyrenzia
Artwork inspired by patient Tyrenzia
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Artwork inspired by patient AyJiona
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Artwork inspired by patient Estefania
Artwork inspired by Madyson, sibling to patient Kayleigh
Artwork inspired by Madyson, sibling to patient Kayleigh
Artwork inspired by patient Jaden
Artwork inspired by patient Jaden
Or, select a pre-written joke
  • Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? ... Because everyone was a goblin!
  • What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? ... “Wrap” music!
  • How do you keep a skeleton from laughing? ... Take away his funny bone!
  • Why couldn’t the mummy go to school? ... He was all tied up.
  • What do ghosts serve for dessert? ... Ice scream!
  • What do witches put on their hair? ... Scare spray!
  • How do monsters tell their future? ... They read their horrorscope.
  • Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? ... It lifts their spirits
  • ¿Qué hace un vampiro conduciendo un tractor? ... Sembrar el pánico.
  • Va caminando un hombre lobo por la calle y encuentra a un niño y le dice: ¿Te doooy miedooooo? ... Y el niño contesta No gracias, ya tengo.
  • ¿Cuál es el edificio favorito de Drácula? ... El Vampire State.
  • Estaba Drácula sentado en un sillón, cuando viene volando un mosquito y se le posa en una mano. Entonces Drácula le dice ... ¡No, a papá no!

Just one more step before the kids of St. Jude howl with laughter — don’t forget to sign it!


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St. Jude patient Isabelle, bone cancer

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